I've never owned a cat,
the cats always own me.
I'm the one with duties,
they're the ones that are free.
The ones that know me well
now greet me with a yowl,
the schizophrenic feral
still follows with a growl.
My purpose is to feed,
provide a lap and stroke,
provide entertainment
for all these furry folk.
They seem to find the rates
I charge at this hotel
quite reasonable as
they bring their friends as well.
A bit of catteral for Dodges challenge